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Hello, Ellen, 15, England, welcome to my life, feel free to message me always welcome don't be afraid, kinda shy but I'll talk to anyone, including you! I love Eeyore and will help you in anyway i can if you ever have any problems. My ask is always open.
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Lesbian, single as a Pringle

localnativity:

when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better

bri-ecrit:

jerkidiot:

have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them

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room108:

uwuklaine:

kurt gets a job at vogue.com with no real experience………….

rachel gets a role on broadway with no real experience…………….

blaine gets an old lady helping him become a star…………..

BLAINE GETS EVERYTHING OMG ITS SO UNREALISTIC!!!!!!

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hungerfaerie:

Albus Severus Potter starts Herbology at Hogwarts

"Hey Professor Longbottom; My father says I was named after the bravest man he ever knew, did you know-"

"Well, It’s nice to meet you, Neville Potter"

"Actually, it’s-"

"It’s Neville. Your name is Neville"

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

lilypichu:

50-shades-of-christa-renz:

shippery:

a serious fucking problem in society that needs to be stopped immediately

this is too fucking accurate

yes.

earthtonataliee:

olafurneal:

myangelshunter:

I was just watching ABC News and they were talking about “Binge” watching TV Shows on Netflix and they explained

"Binge watching is defined as watching at least 3 episodes in one day."

Awww, how cute

I’ve finished entire seasons in a day…

*tumblr collectively laughs*

gayjxde:

goforeverforworseorbetter:

goodbye-old-friend:

today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder

so what did you do today

the URL makes it so much better

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

kingsleyyy:

sick of people saying the best things in life are free because i’ve never had a pizza show up at my door with no receipt

sheep-girl:

teenage girls actually have to go through a lot of bullshit and the fact that it’s considered cool to make fun of them for being upset or emotional is kind of gross

psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair