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Hello, Ellen, 15, England, welcome to my life, feel free to message me always welcome dont be afraid, shy socially awkward blogger who loves Eeyore and will help you in anyway i can if you ever have any problems. My ask is always open.
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Lesbian

my-angel-castiel:

sexyandthethief:

bearpapi:

You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place …

the town’s name is dixon

the longer you look at it the funnier it gets

my-angel-castiel:

sexyandthethief:

bearpapi:

You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place …

the town’s name is dixon

the longer you look at it the funnier it gets

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

oomshi:

canada is too wild

oomshi:

canada is too wild

Dean hittin Sam

frozenmusings:

I needs me some Baby Sven on my blog.

ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

catboi:

hippyveganchick:

fffcuk:

lzbth:

‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago

it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact

let’s begin the feast (✿)

*hides*

patientlights:

anxiety is terrible, you could be having an attack and no one would even know because it’s an inward thing. it feels like you’re malfunctioning and you can’t process your own thoughts. you get a knot in your stomach and you can’t take a full breath but outwardly you can literally just sit there and look completely normal as long as no one tries to speak to you.

buttlicked:

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

holasoysuperweona:

dearestjohn:

You gave me a forever within the numbered days

NONONONONONONONO

holasoysuperweona:

dearestjohn:

You gave me a forever within the numbered days

NONONONONONONONO

leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that